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10 Funny Jokes Just For Marines

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1. Q: What did the marine say when he saw a bee?
A: Oorah bee-rah!

2. Q: What did the marine sergeant yell out on a really hot day?
A: Hundred and twenty degrees, and falling!

3. Q: What did the marine call the cow he saw in the field?
A: Private moo.

4. Q: What did the marine sergeant say when he saw a hill?
A: Take the high ground!

5. Q: What did the marine say when he ordered a cup of coffee?
A: Marine-style – black and strong!

6. Q: How did the marine sergeant react when his troops moved too slowly?
A: Semper Fi-ve miles an hour!

7. Q: What did the marine say when he saw the car in front of him?
A: Follow that HMMWV!

8. Q: What did the marine say when asked where he was going?
A: Onward and upward!

9. Q: How did the marine ask for extra hot sauce?
A: Oorah-hot-sauce!

10. Q: What did the marine say when he saw a UFO?
A: Deploy the F-18s!