Roller Coaster
Roller coasters are fast. They go up, down, and make topsy-turvy turns. You know what also does those? Fighter jets. Not to mention, jets go much faster than roller coasters.
Couple that with being thousands of feet in the air and you got yourself quite the adrenaline rush (or one good reason to use the air sickness bag). The world’s fastest roller coaster can go 150 mile per hour. How fast does an F-22 Raptor go? Ten times that fast.

TDYs
TDYs are fun to go on, right? That might depend on the airman. Some go on TDY in another country and have the time of their lives. Who knows? They’re probably enjoying the sunshine and warm weather in a place like Hawaii.
A TDY away from your base may seem like fun. But it’s only temporary (hence the ‘T” in TDY). Some of you have a TDY that you liked going on. Yet, there had to be that one that sucked.

Taco Tuesday
There is nothing better than Taco Tuesdays, right? The image that you’re seeing is a jet breaking the sound barrier. So when you’ve eaten a little too much, you might break the sound barrier in a rather…er…unique way.
No, the Air Force didn’t actually ban Taco Tuesday. But if they did, it was probably the pilots who rally behind it. They don’t want any competition for any sound barrier breaking contests in the future. Eat tacos wisely, airman.

Chuck Norris
We would be remiss if we didn’t mention one of the most famous Air Force alums. Before he was in a fight to the death with Bruce Lee and kicking the bad guys as ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’, Chuck Norris was an airman. Believe it or not, it was there where he learned martial arts.
Everyone knows about the ‘Chuck Norris Fact’ meme that’s been around for decades. Sure enough, Chuck Norris didn’t join the Air Force…it joined Chuck Norris.

Nothing Can Stop The US Air Force
‘Nothing can stop the US Air…’ Oh crap…the Internet is out! This meme is a play on the famed US Air Force Song that declares that nothing can stop the US Air Force. And what better way to mix together one part of that declaration with a first world problem and a shocked Pikachu?
But rest assured, the United States Air Force was doing just fine long before the Internet was even thought of. They have their own technology.

T.I.’s Grandma
Everyone had that one TI that would literally make you fold a shirt in the most perfect way. Even if you think it looks perfect, the TI would not be happy. But would you fold a shirt better than their grandma? Probably not, according to them.
You probably know how to fold it perfectly now that you are long out of BMT. Then again, you’re likely checking to see if the TI is watching just in case they’re watching you.

Air Force Tattoo
Think you’re officially in the Air Force after talking to a recruiter? Wait just a minute there, kid. You haven’t even signed the papers. You haven’t gone through MEPs. And you certainly didn’t graduate from BMT (or even got started).
Maybe it’s better for you to hold off on getting the Air Force symbol tattoo until you’ve actually been in it and do your time. But if joining the Air Force is a dream come true, we won’t hold that against you.
